May 2013
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tardisity:
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
dean-is-an-assbutt:
fwips:
sasstielspn:
fwips:
”sending hate mail to ppl on the internet is like nailing jello to a tree”
-Benjamin Franklin
Benjamin Franklin died in 1790
are u calling me a liar
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congragulation:
“riff raff, street rat, i dont buy that”
yeah we know you dont buy that aladdin
you steal everything
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